The Cost of Owning a Big Paw
A thread on BPO’s message forum about Big Paw fur cleaning equipment got me to thinking: how much does it really cost to own a massive fur shedding, food eating, house messing big dog?
We have spent an embarrassing amount of money on surgeries for our beloved Rottweiler, but that is certainly not the norm for all dogs. Most dogs have average vet costs associated with their care, including spay and neuter, ear infections, hot spots, flea treatment, removal of foreign non-food items from tummy (my brother’s dog Comet ate rocks and cost them quite a bundle; I took to calling him Comet Vomit but never to his face), cherry eye surgery….you get the picture.
I thought it would be interesting to tally the total lifetime cost of owning a Big Paw with average to above average costs (I am assuming that anyone reading these blogs is likely dog obsessed and spends somewhat more than the average dog owner).
Big Paw down payment (combined rescue/breeder cost): $600.00
Puppy shots/package $500.00
Spay/Neuter $300.00
Flea tick $30/month x 6 months x 10 years $1800.00
Vet check ups $50/2x a year x 10 years $1000.00
Fence for yard (do it yourself; big paw owners are handy) $1000.00
Replacement doors/sheetrock (eaten by big paw over lifetime) $1000.00
Furniture/clothing/shoes (eaten by big paw over lifetime) $1000.00
Dog crates (small/med/large/monster) $200.00
Dog stuffed toys ($5.00 ea/2/month/12 months/10 years) $1200.00
Dog Chew toys ($5.00 ea/1/month/12 months/10 years) $600.00
::looks around house at carnage, trying to spot costs that happen to be in plain sight::
Big Dog Bed $20.00/1/5 years/10 year lifespan) $40.00
Big Dog special wecial Pillow for head resting $20.00
Big Dog Collars
Baby $8.00
Bigger Baby $8.00
I can’t believe how fast this thing is growing $ 8.00
OMG how CUTTTTTTTTTTTE $8.00
Final Big boy/girl Fancy Schmancy Collar $20.00
Food inc snacks $80/mo/12/10 years $9600.00
Vacuum Cleaners $400.00/4 years/10 year lifespan $1000.00
Dog shed reducing brushes $150.00
Dog Shampoo $10/bottle (plus the one the dog ate)/year/10 $110.00
Dog ear cleaner $30.00
Dog nail trimmers $15.00
The time you went to the groomer, before they told you
not to come back $40.00
Cost to reimburse Groomer for ‘damages’ $100.00
Damage to car to take dog to self serve dog wash $1000.00
Pet deposit $400.00
Dry cleaning bill for slobber removal
$3.00/item/24/year/10 years $720.00
Carpet Cleaner $5.00/bottle/12 months/10 years $600.00
New Carpet (including urine soaked under pad) $2000.00
Landscape damage control $200/year/10 $2000.00
Dog Pool for summer fun (Aunti Kooky system with fountain) $30.00
Second pool to replace the first one that met a tragic end $30.00
Miscellanous items that are routinely destroyed/needed that
We don’t think about because love blinds us $2000.00
Of course if anyone thinks of anything they would like to add, that would be great. Keep in mind that I am a dog LOVER and will always own at least one big paw. I happen to think they are worth EVERY LAST CENT.
Grand Total $29,137.00
::runs from room screaming::