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BPO Just For Fun Forum => Games & Jokes => : Gracie Belle January 24, 2008, 04:47:57 PM
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This was an email I received and thought BPO may find this funny as well. Have a great weekend everyone.
In Line at Wal-Mart
I have 4 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was
in line to check out.
A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no,
I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't
because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50
pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out
of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that
it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply
eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is
nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now
enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition
because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I'd been
sitting in the street licking my @ss and a car hit me.
I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so
hard as he staggered out the door.
Stupid lady...why else would I buy dog food??
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Oh my god. That was the funniest thing I have ever read. Thank you so much for sharing it. I can just envision everyone's expression as they listened to the explanation of the "diet" and thinking, wow, would that work for me, it is dog food, but 50 lbs., could I force myself to eat dog food, 50lbs., maybe....
Kathy