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Newfoundland Discussions / A NEWFIE PROTECTION STORY
« on: January 05, 2006, 01:01:53 am »
WHEN I GOT BEAR, I DIDN'T REALIZE HIS TENDENCY TO BURSST!! OUT THE DOOR!!! to meet new!!!! PEOPLE!!! UNFORTUNATENAT ELY, HIS STRENGTH IS IMPONDERABLE!!!AND HE HAS A TENDENDY TO JUMP UP!!!SO THIS HILLBILLBILLY IDIOT!!!WHOM EVERYBODY WAS AFRAID OF.
 AND ROARRRRRRRED  LIKE A LION!!!!,AND PEELED HIS LIPS BACK, AND BELIEVE ME!!!!,A NEWFIE HAS TEETH!!!!,LIKE A SALTWATER CROCIDIDILE AND BELIEVE ME!!!HE SHOWED EVERY!!!!!! TOOTH!!!!! FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO THINK THEY CAN'T PULL THIER LIPS BACK BELIEVE ME!!! THEY CAN !!!  BEAR SAID!!! don't think i didn't hear every word you said !!! and now that you've threatened my owner,YOUR A%% IS MINE!!!THE  ONLY THING i COULD THINK DO DO!!!, WAS TO TROW MY ARM IN FRONT OF HIS CHESST!!!, A HOPELESS GESTURE!!!! BUT BEAR BACKED OFF,WHICH HE DID,WHICH BELIEVE ME,WAS QUICCCKKK!!!,LATER ON,WE GOT TO BE FREINDS? AND HE TOLDME i"LL BE MORE CAREFULLL!!! IN THE FUTURE!!!,i DIDN'T REALIZE!!!??? HOW DANGEROUS!!! HE COULD BE!!!,I DIDDDD!!!,HE IS MY FRIEND!!!

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Newfoundland Discussions / another newfie poem
« on: January 01, 2006, 07:47:09 am »
whey own a dog?there a danger you know,you cant own just one,or the craving will grow,theres no doubt they're addictive,wherin lies the danger,while liveing with lots,you'll grow poorerand stranger,one dog is no trouble,and 2 are so funny,the 3'rd one is easy,the 4th ones a honey,theĀ  5th is delightful,the 6th ones a breeze,you find you can live with a houseful with ease,so how about another?would you really dare?they're really quite easy,but oh lord the hair!!!with dogs on the sofa,and dogs on the bed,and crates in the kitchen,its no bother you've said,they're really no trouble,there manners are great,whats just one more dog?and one more crate?the sofa is hairy,the windows are crusty,the floor is all footprints,the furniture dusty,the housekeeping suffers,but what do you care?who minds a few noseprints,and a little more hair?so lets keep a puppy,you can always find room,and a little more time for the dustcloth and broom,there's hardly a limit to the dogs you can add,the thoughts of a cutback sure makes you sad,,each one is so special,so useful,so funny,the vet, the foodbills grow larger,you owe everyone money!, and your folks never visit,few friends come to stay,except other dogs,who live the same way,your lawn has now died,and your shrubs are dead too,but your weekend are busy!you're off with your crew,theres dogfood and vitamins,training and shots,and entries and travels,and motels which cost lotts!!!is it worth it you wonder?are you caught in a trap?than that favorite dog comes,and climbs in your lap!!!,his looks say your special,and you know that you will,keep all of the critters,in spite of the bill!!!some just for showing,and some just to breed!!and some for just loving!!!they all fill a need!!!but winters a hassle,the dogs hate it too!!!but they must!!!!have they're wallks!!!!though they,re numb and your blue?late evening is awfulll!!! you scream and you shout,at the dogs on the sofa who refuse!!!to go out!!!the dogs and the dog shows,the travel the thrills!!! the work and the worry!!the pressure,the bills!!!! the whole thing seems worth it!!!the dogs are your life!!! they're charming and funny and offset the strife!!!your lifestyle has changed,you won't be the same,yes!!!those dog are addictive!!!and so is the game!!!

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Medical Conditions & Diseases / thunderstorms
« on: December 30, 2005, 11:05:50 am »
bear didn't like it when the the lightening flashed and the thunder started boomin, but when it knocked the electricity out,bear said,THATS ENOUGHTH,NOW YOU'RE F***IN WITH MY HOUSE!!!,AND BEAR LET OUT HIS TRUEILLLLLLY!!!! FERORCIOUS ROAR,,THE KIND YOU FEEL THROUGH YOUR FEET!!! it didn't do any good, but I felt better!!!

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Food Discussion & Information / pigs ears
« on: December 29, 2005, 10:18:55 pm »
I just went out and bought bear  pigs ears as treats for training,bear devoured his in something under 2 minutes,the boxer/pit cross devoured his in about 6 minutes,full grown,small, verry strong jaws but doesn't know how to control them as bear does,not to say there won't alway's be blood when you play with a newfie  HA! ,I gave bear another one,again,under 2 minutes,I wonder, can anybody give me any feedback on pigs ears?

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Behavior, Housebreaking, Obedience / cheetah speed
« on: December 28, 2005, 09:35:45 pm »
about 3 months ago I was walking bear past this old barn across the road, there were a bunch of scissortail barnswallows flying around it, bear  was walking about 3 feet in front of me on the end of his 2 leashes when a barnswallow flitted right  past my right shoulder at approximately rocket velocity,I heard the pfffffft and felt the rush of air when.......... .........A FASTER THAN SIGHT JUMP,A FLASH,A GRAB AND A GULP,AND WHAMMO,no more barnswallow,true story!!! I pulled the feathers off bear's lips

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Newfoundland Discussions / does your newfie give you gifts?
« on: December 27, 2005, 07:42:02 pm »
bear will bring just one grain! of dogfood from his bowl,always!when I'm not looking! and lay it down in the exaaact!!! center!!! of where I sit,and there it is!several times it has been a bright,shiny new penny,I don't know where he found those!once again, always in the exact,precise same spot! a few times when I have walked him he would pick up a particuliarly big elm leaf,and,after we came back in,lay it in my lap very gently,than sit back and look at me expectantly with those indescribeable newfie eyes! I can,t count the number of times i'd be walking him and he'd make a faster than sight jump and come down with a monarch butterfly in his jaws whereupon he will stop,turn around,and lay it in my hand with an unmistakeably proud look in his eyes!,sometimes it would be dead without a mark on it,sometimes it would be alive and flutter off out of the palm of my hand!!! he has done both the leaf thing and the butterfly thing sometimes when I let him out by himself when he came back in!!! I wonder, has anybody else had their newfies do this?

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Newfoundland Discussions / funny beware of dog sign
« on: December 25, 2005, 11:41:07 pm »
true!,I once saw a beware of dog sign on a huge wrought iron gate set into a concrete wall,a huuuge!! multi-million dollar mansion lay about 50 yards beyond the gate in a straight line,several bigggg!!! rotweilers were milling around it,the sign showed 3 rotweilers unmistakeably riseing up into an alert posture in that sloooow!! menacing way,above the picture and over the dogs heads it said,we can make it to the gate in 3.5 seconds,and at the bottom it said,can you? ;D

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Food Discussion & Information / chocolate chip cookies are deadly!!!
« on: December 25, 2005, 05:37:06 pm »
I nearly killed my newfoundland,bear,accidentally by feeding him chocolate chip cookies about 4 months ago,chocolate contains a chemical called theobromide which can cause them to go into shock and die within minutes!!!the closer you get to bakeing chocolate,the higher the concentration of theobromide,and chocolate chip cookies are baked!!!,I am posting this so hopefully nobody else has to go through the nightmare I went through!!!

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Behavior, Housebreaking, Obedience / treats for training?
« on: December 25, 2005, 12:09:42 am »
does anybody know of a particuliarly good treat to give your newfie to train him with?

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Newfoundland Discussions / rocks
« on: December 24, 2005, 05:44:39 pm »
has anyone had a problem with their newfie swallowing,or trying to swallow rocks ???

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