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Well, I've been putting off going back to school because I really didn't know what I wanted to get into more student loan debt over!!!  But I kept thinking about nursing school, so I finally bit the bullet and applied (I'm not getting any younger and the debt isn't going away!!).  Well, I got my acceptance letter last Fri!  I wasn't really stressed about whether I would get in or not, I was actually not really expecting to I mean I haven't been in school (except for one class) in nine years!!  It's all a bit surreal and a little overwhelming thinking about what's coming up!!

A friend of mine sent me this email.  It just takes two clicks; one on the link (I hope it works!) and one on the box!!!




Hi,
This important act takes 2 seconds; literally.

Please tell ten friends to tell ten today! The Breast Cancer site is having trouble getting enough people to click on their site daily to meet their quota of donating at least one free mammogram a day to an underprivilege d woman. It takes less than a minute to go to their site and click on 'donating a mammogram' for free (pink window in the middle).

This doesn't cost you a thing. Their corporate sponsors/advertisers use the number of daily visits to donate mammogram in exchange for advertising.

Here's the web site! Pass it along to people you know.  http://www.thebreastcancersite.com/



AGAIN , PLEASE TELL 10 FRIENDS TO TELL 10    * I * 6 * Y

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My nieces....they're getting sooo big

Stone snoozing

All mine!!!!

Beautiful girl

Finally a bib big enough!!

First off, Happy New Year to everyone!!  Mine obviously has started out FABULOUSLY . 
OK, so Daphne has been vomiting since Sat, once or twice a day.  No rhyme nor reason to it, it wasn't a specific time after she ate or anything and she was fine otherwise so I just kind of watched her thinking that it may have been a bit of nerves since it stormed on and off all weekend.  Yesterday I just gave her some chicken and rice and again she seemed fine, if she did vomit she just ate it (as dogs will do) before I got home.  This morning she woke me up at 6:50 to go out, just like yesterday, so I thought maybe she was going to be sick again (that is early for her to wake me up).  By the time I got ready to go out and check on her she was at the door ready to come in.  About an hour later she was standing at the door looking pathetic so I let her out again, slipped on my shoes and followed her out.  She went poo (a little) behind the shed so I was looking to see if she had passed anything or if it was a weird color.  By the time I came back around to the front she was laying in the yard (right next to where Navarre laid when he got sick, oddly enough) and would not move.  I had to pick her up to bring her inside.  Finally got the vet (who is closed today) on the phone and she met me at the office.  So she is thinking Daphne is either septic (her gums are not evenly colored and they are very pale, kind of grey actually), has a perforation somewhere, or it may even be her heart which apparently was going crazy but that may be from nerves so she's going to monitor it.  So now it's a wait and see and of course, I have to go to work now!!!

So now that I've rambled on and on, as I have a tendency to do!!!, please keep Daphne in your thoughts today and I will let ya'll know what's happening as soon as I do!!

Thanks,
H-ton

Just checking first to see if I'm doing this right!!

No disrespect to the men, but these are too funny!!!



The Why's of Men

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?

(because they are plugged into a genius)

2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?

(they don't have enough time)

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?

(they don't stop to ask directions)

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?

(because their ba!!s fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)

(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)


5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?

(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)

6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?

(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)

7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?

(don't know.....it never happened)

( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)

And the personal favorite:


8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?

(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)


Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart...Then you are just an old sour fart!

One for the ladies


One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweat-shirt Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?'
'It depends,' I replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?'
He yelled back, ' University of Oklahoma .'

And they say blondes are dumb...
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A couple is lying in bed. The man says,
'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world.'
The woman replies, 'I'll miss you...'
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'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,' Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, 'honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?'
'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied.

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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor
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Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death.
AMEN
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Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be men.
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Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.

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Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder 'Instruction Manual.'

So I'm house/dog sitting for a friend of mine this past weekend who has two labs.  One is an old man, Grady, who quickly let Issy know that he wouldn't put up with her shinanigans.  The other is a 5-6 yr old girl, Dixie, who is so laid back I swear if she was a person she'd be a stoner!!

Anyway, I'm sitting on the couch and Issy and Daphne are laying on the floor at the end of the couch.  Dixie walks in from outside (doggie door) and comes across the kitchen and starts to head for the living room.  Well, Issy jumps up and makes this weird noise kind of a mix between a bark and a growl, goes over to Dixie and grabs Dixie by the muzzle.  She doesn't bite or anything just mouths her.  Then she starts to body block Dixie and walk back and forth in front of Dixie until she starts backing up into the kitchen.  I'm thinking WTF!!!  She's herding her!!!  When Dixie gets into the kitchen, Issy turns around and comes back and lays down!  Keep in mind, other than basic commands I really haven't done any work with her as of yet.  Again I say, she needs a job!!!  She likes to control everything, Daphne can't even get up and walk across the room if there's a toy on the floor, Issy jumps up and barks at Daphne and blocks her from the toy.

So, now that I finally got registered for my class (yes I am a college student again) and soccer started (I coach) I know what days/nights I can have free.  I am going to contact this group in the area and try to start her with something.  The other problem at the moment is the heat, but she is definitely going to get into something!!!  Sorry so long, it still amazes me!!