Midnight snack

[Scootergirl]

Thanks goodness, NO. It was just a friend - but there were so many people over at the time, I was nearly in tears because I was so embarrassed.

[greek4]

Your friends knew for sure you were a big girl.

[Leah-n-boy-os]

Zeus just devours toys. Apollo on the other hand, wants to eat anything that Mom's been wearing. Especially my underclothes.

My husband was having a party at my house to celebrate his promotion. Everyone was to arrive before me, I was late getting home from work.

I walked into the backyard where everyone was congregating, and every guy there broke out into wolf whistles and catcalls. I looked at my Husband in utter mystification, to see him standing there with what was *left* of my favorite candy-apple red silk panties. I say what was left becuase come to find out, Apollo met everyone at the door with the last piece hanging off his bootom right tooth.

I wanted the earth to swallow me whole.

[Scootergirl]

HAH!!!!!! That's so funny!! I think that tops my most embarrassing moment!! But I know what you mean about underclothes. I could have opened up my own Frederick's of Hollywood outlet shop at one point with all the crotchless underwear Oasis custom made for me.

[GR8DAME]

Rambo, my first doberman ate an entire packet of my birth control pills...Try explaining that to poisen control.LOL
Stella

[nickerbokker]

LMAO