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ice cream parlor
« on: September 17, 2006, 05:04:42 am »
A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled

himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool. After catching his breath he

ordered a banana split. The waitress asked kindly, "Crushed nuts?" "No,"

he replied, "arthritis."

**modified to remove the advertising**
« Last Edit: September 17, 2006, 05:12:11 am by DaneInsaneLiz »

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Re: ice cream parlor
« Reply #1 on: September 17, 2006, 05:08:46 am »
BWAAAAAAA HAHHHHHAAAAAA   That was way to funny.  either that or I am just up way to early this morning. 
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