Two little boys are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next
to each other outside the operating room.
The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in for?"
The second kid says, "I'm here to get my tonsils
out and I'm a little nervous."
The first kid says, "You've got nothing to
worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to
sleep, and when you wake up, they give you lots of Jell-O
and ice cream. It's a breeze."
The second kid then asks, "What are you here for?"
The first kid says, "A circumcision."
The second kid says, "Whoa, Good luck, buddy. I
had that done when I was born. Couldn't walk for a year."
