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Offline horsepoor21

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Sad News
« on: January 15, 2007, 04:05:28 pm »




Sad news...

      Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and
trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California
Raisins, Duncan Hines, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch, and Uncle Ben among others. The grave site was piled high with flours.

      Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a
very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.

      Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.

      The funeral was held at 350 for about 20 minutes.
-Amy
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Re: Sad News
« Reply #1 on: January 15, 2007, 04:07:33 pm »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D that was great lol thnx for sharing
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Re: Sad News
« Reply #2 on: January 15, 2007, 05:07:01 pm »
Awww, poor little Pilly.  RIP Mr. Doughboy.

Do you think they will say "He has risen!" anytime soon?   :D

Julie

LMAO  ;D  :D
-Amy
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 A dog, and a mother willing to let him have one"

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Re: Sad News
« Reply #3 on: January 15, 2007, 05:15:00 pm »
Whoever wrote that is a genius of wit!

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Re: Sad News
« Reply #4 on: January 15, 2007, 06:25:02 pm »
Haahaa, my friends mom's kitchen was all about the doughboy, so they framed this, and put it up in the kitchen.... it was great! (but they got mad if anyone laughed at it  ::))

~K

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Re: Sad News
« Reply #5 on: January 15, 2007, 11:17:15 pm »
That is great!!!  ;D All day I have wondered why someone would post Sad News in the Games & Jokes.Well curiosity finally got the best of me and I had to look.I guess it's a good thing I'm not a cat :D
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