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The Real Story On Mothers- cute
« on: May 11, 2007, 08:47:22 am »
Some of these are hysterical and some made me weepy (sorry, hormones :D)

As Mother's Day is upcoming . . . here's the REAL story on Mothers:
>   Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following
>   Why did God make mothers?
>   1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
>   2. Mostly to clean the house.
>   3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.
>   How did God make mothers?
>   1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
>   2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
>   3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me.  He just used
> parts.
>   What ingredients are mothers made of ?
>   1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything
nice in
> the world and  one dab of mean.
>   2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly
> string, I think.
>   Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
>   1. We're related.
>   2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like
>   What kind of little girl was your mom?
>   1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
>   2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be
> bossy.
>   3. They say she used to be nice.
>   What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
>   1. His last name.
>   2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get
> on beer?
>   3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and
> chores?
>   Why did your mom marry your dad?
>   1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world.  And my Mom eats a
>   2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
>   3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on.
>   Who's the boss at your house?
>   1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a
> ball.
>   2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under
>   3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than
>   What's the difference between moms & dads?
>   1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at
>   2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
>   3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power
> that's who you got to
>      ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's.
>   4. Moms have magic; they make you feel better without medicine.
>   What does your mom do in her spare time?
>   1. Mothers don't do spare time.
>   2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.
>   What would it take to make your mom perfect?
>   1. On the inside she's already perfect.  Outside, I think some kind
> plastic surgery.
>   2. Dye it. You know her hair. I'd dye it, maybe blue.
>   If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?
>   1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean.  I'd
> of that.
>   2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister
> it and not me.
>   3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the
> her head.


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Re: The Real Story On Mothers- cute
« Reply #1 on: May 11, 2007, 11:06:53 pm »
hahahaha...tha ts cute. Thanks for the laugh  ;D

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« Reply #2 on: May 11, 2007, 11:15:58 pm »
LMAO i loved that!  thanks for the laugh!  i can totally see aiden saying some of those!
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