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Airedale + Malamute
 Airmal, litters that go first class
 
Airedale + Spaniel
 Airiel, a dog that washes whiter than white
 
Akita + Shiba Inu
 Shikita, a bright yellow, banana shaped dog
 
Anatolian Karabash + Dalmation
 Anamation, a dog often spotted in the company of cartoonists
 
Australian Silky + Bichon Frise
 Austrich, a dog which buries its head in the sand
 
Basenji + Schipperke
 Baserke, a dog that's mad about its owner
 
Basset Hound + Golden Retriever
 Golden Asset Retriever, a dog which tracks down and fetches things of value.
 
Bearded Collie + Japanese Chin
 Bearded Chin, a dog that could do with a close shave
 
Bichon Frise + Husky
 Frisky Bitch, known to her friends as Miss hot dog
 
Bloodhound + Borzoi
 Bloody Bore, a dog that's not much fun
 
Bloodhound + Labrador
 Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly
 
Boxer + German Shorthair
 Boxer Shorts, a dog never seen in public
 
Boxer + Setter
 Boxset, always sold in pairs and come in a collector's limited edition presentation pack
 
Brussels Griffin + Labrador
 Griffindor, the ideal dog for Harry Potter
 
Bull Mastiff + Whippet
 Bullet, a fast-moving dog which always makes a great impact
 
Bull Terrier + Shih Tzu
 Bullshitz, a gregarious but unreliable breed
 
Cairn Terrier + Jack Russell Terrier
 Cairjack, a dog who holds up your car when you change a flat tyre
 
Canaan Dog + Poodle
 Canoodle, the perfect pooch for courting couples
 
Chihuahua + Whippet
 Chiapet, as advertised on TV ...
 
Chow Chow + Powder Puff Chinese Crested Dog
 Chowder, a dog from thick and hearty stock
 
Cocker Spaniel + Maltese
 Cocktese, the bitch that says she will, but then she won't
 
Cocker Spaniel + Shiba Inu
 Cockinu, what the philandering husband owns before acquiring a Cockrot
 
Cocker Spaniel + Poodle
 Cockerpoo, a sulphur-crested dog ideal for parrot-lovers.
 
Cocker Spaniel + Rottweiler
 Cockrot, the perfect puppy for that philandering ex-husband
 
Collie + Husky
 Hussie, the perfect companion for the owner of a Cockrot
 
Collie + Komondor
 Collandor, a dog full of holes
 
Collie + Lhasa Apso
 Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport
 
Collie + Malamute
 Commute, a dog that travels to work
 
Collie + Thai Ridgeback
 Collar-and-Thai, a well dressed woofer
 
Corgi + Basset Hound
 Corset, a pooch notable for its narrow waist and once popular with refined ladies
 
Doberman + Poodle
 Doodle, a messy pup
 
Dalmation + Puli
 Dali, a surreal hound
 
Dingo + Maremma
 Dilemma, a dog which is always in two minds about everything (okay, so I had to cheat to get this one)
 
Doberman + Poodle
 Doodle, a messy pup
 
Duck Tolling Retriever + Corgi
 Ducki, a dog with camp behaviour
 
Finnish Spitz + Dalmatian
 Spotz (cheating, but fun); or Spit-Spot - a dog for Mary Poppins
 
French Poodle + Rhodesian Ridgeback
 Fridge, a really cool dog to have
 
German Shepherd + Springer Spaniel
 Gerry Springer, cool-headed pooch for controlling talk show participants
 
Golden Retriever + Wheaten Terrier
 Golden Wheat Retriever, a dog which fetches your breakfast
 
Great Dane + Scottish Terrier
 A "Great Scott! How did they ever manage it?"
 
Great Pyrenees + Dachshund
 Pyradachs, a puzzling breed
 
Great Pyrenees + Jack Russell Terrier
 Pyrajacks, don't bet on 'em
 
Greyhound + Skye Terrier
 Grey Skye, a dog for a rainy day which goes quickly
 
Harrier + Pit Bull
 Hairy Pits, more common in Europe than in the USA
 
Highland Terrier + Jack Russell Terrier
 Hijack, gets you in trouble on airplanes
 
Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel
 Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle
 
Jack Russell Terrier + Labrador
 Jackdor, a breed to crow about?
 
Japanese Chin + Collie
 Chillie, a dog that loves Mexican Food
 
Japanese Chin + Mexican Hairless
 Chinless, a dog for civil servants, bureaucrats and other petty functionaries
 
Japanese Tosa + Setter
 Toaster, a well bread dog which pops up when ready
 
Keeshond + Setter
 Keester, you can't get this dog off its duff
 
Kerry Blue Terrier + Bloodhound
 Blueblood, a dog of royal descent
 
Kerry Blue Terrier + Golden Retriever
 Kerrygold, a dog which butters you up
 
Kerry Blue Terrier + Skye Terrier
 Blue Skye, a dog for visionaries
 
Kuvasz + Golden Retriever
 Kuvasz Gold
 
Labrador + Elkhound
 Label, the dog you can stick anywhere
 
Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever
 Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists
 
Malamute + Pointer
 Moot Point, owned by....oh, well, it doesn’t matter anyway
 
Mastiff + Spaniel
 Maniel, a dog which comes with its own user guide
 
Mastiff + Staffordshire Bull Terrier
 Stiff Staff, an upstanding member in canine society
 
Newfoundland + Basset Hound
 Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors
 
Papillon + Cocker Spaniel
 Papicock, a dog that talks arrant nonsense
 
Pekingese + Dachshund
 Peking Dach, owned by Chinese restauranteurs
 
Pekingese + King Charles Spaniel
 Peeking, a shifty-looking dog with excellent corner-of-eye vision
 
Pekingese + Lhasa Apso
 Peekasso, an abstract dog
 
Pekinese + Rottweiler
 Parrot, repeats everything you say
 
Plott Hound + Setter
 Plotter, a dog which keeps shady company and makes plans behind your back.
 
Pointer + Setter
 Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet
 
Pomeranian + Komondor
 Pomandor, no more doggy odour with this sweet smelling mutt!
 
Pomeranian + Shar Pei
 Pompei, the perfect pooch for scholars of classical history and vulcanology
 
Poodle + Chinese Foo
 Poo-Foo, suffers from frequent diarrhoea
 
Poodle + Great Pyrenees
 Poopyree, a dog that smells good
 
Portuguese Water Dog + Thai Ridgeback
 Porridge, the perfect pooch for someone serving time
 
Puli + Foxhound
 Poxhound, a dishevelled, disease-ridden dog which spreads illness wherever it goes
 
Puli + Saluki
 Puki, a dog renowned for its vomiting
 
Pyrenees + Akita
 Pyrakita, a dog for the budgerigar fan (related to the Cockerpoo)
 
Rottweiler + Otterhound
 Rotter, canine companion for the cads, bounders and unfaithful men
 
Samoyed + Japanese Tosa
 A Samosa that really bites back.
 
Samoyed + Norwich Terrier
 Samwich, bread to perfection
 
Scotch Terrier + Water Spaniel
 Scotch & Water, served throughout England (as opposed to watered scotch, served throughout the USA)
 
Shih Tzu + Poodle
 Shitz Poo, a dog with incontinence problems
 
Shih Tzu + Saluki
 Suzuki, goes for miles on a single tank of fuel
 
Shih Tzu + Spitz
 Shitz, a dog with an incontinence problem
 
Smooth Fox Terrier + Chow Chow
 Smooch, a dog who loves to kiss
 
Spaniel + Dachshund
 Spandachs, in gyms everywhere
 
Spitz + Bloodhound
 Spitz Blood, a dog prone to extreme anger when provoked
 
Spitz + Chow Chow
 Spitz Chow, a dog that throws up a lot
 
Springer + Spitz
 Spritzer, a dog with a sparkling whine
 
Sussex Spaniel + Cocker Spaniel
 Sucker, a mutt that believes everything it's told.
 
Terrier + Bulldog
 Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes
 
Tibetan Terrier + Brussels Griffin
 Tiffin, a dog which always stops for tea
 
Treeing Walker Coonhound + Chesapeake Bay Retriever
 Bay Tree Retriever, a dog owned by horticulturali sts and garden centres
 
Wiener Dog + Rottweiler
 (Okay, so this is really cheating!) Bratweiler, a German dog found at the snack bars at sporting events
 
Wirehaired Dachshund + Mexican Hairless
 Wireless, an entertaining dog popular in households with no TV
 
Whippet + Husky
 Whisky, the perfect pooch for someone who likes a tipple.
 
Whippet + Norwegian Elkhound
 Whelkhound - the fisherman's friend!
 
Whippet + Retriever
 Whip Retriever, the choice canine for the dominatrix
 


 

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Re: super cross breeds...looking for info for new member and found this
« Reply #1 on: June 25, 2007, 09:24:42 am »
aaaahhhhhhhh! i didnt read all of them some of em are kinda bad!!!
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Re: super cross breeds...looking for info for new member and found this
« Reply #2 on: June 26, 2007, 03:35:35 am »
Some are funny.
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Re: super cross breeds...looking for info for new member and found this
« Reply #3 on: June 26, 2007, 03:50:42 am »
haha some are good, and some are so bad they're funny.
Caitlin

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Re: super cross breeds...looking for info for new member and found this
« Reply #4 on: June 26, 2007, 03:52:24 am »
LOL  Some of those are really bad~!  Of course, I'm going to send them to all my friends with dogs LOL
Alyce

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Re: super cross breeds...looking for info for new member and found this
« Reply #5 on: June 26, 2007, 10:06:12 am »
Haha!  I've seen some of these before but alot of them are new.
Whoever came up with these was quite inventive..... ....and naughty....... ...lol.