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Offline Ali

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Heh heh heh....
« on: July 26, 2007, 04:25:12 am »
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

 


 1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a burned out bulb?
 

 2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
 

 3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that lamp!
 

 4. Rottweiler: Make me.
 

 5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
 

 6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!
 

 7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation
 

 8. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
 

 9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb!
 

 10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
 

 11. Chihuahua: "We don't need no stinkin' light bulb."
 

 12. Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
 

 13. Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...
 

 14. Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
 



Ali
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Tani (TAH-nee or rhymes with "Bonnie")- Aussie/Pittie?Boxer?Mutt!
Kai - Aussie/Dobie
Kenji - big ol' black cat
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Tasia Ladysnake - ball python

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Re: Heh heh heh....
« Reply #1 on: July 26, 2007, 03:39:21 pm »
LMAO cute.
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Re: Heh heh heh....
« Reply #2 on: July 26, 2007, 09:01:51 pm »
BWHAHAHAHAHAHA HA that's great!!!! I can't tell you how much Remy sums up no. 7!
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Offline Newly Newfed

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Re: Heh heh heh....
« Reply #3 on: August 13, 2007, 10:40:25 pm »
haha!  That's great!  I can't think of anything for a Newf though!
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Re: Heh heh heh....
« Reply #4 on: August 13, 2007, 11:31:12 pm »
thought l'd have a read haha,well its certainly different lol  :)
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