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Offline navarre1316

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Ladies......need a laugh?
« on: September 21, 2007, 02:20:07 am »
My friend sent this to me, I had to share!!! :D :D


One for the girls
 
Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the Lord my shape to keep.
Please no wrinkles, Please no bags
And please lift my butt before it sags.
Please no age spots, Please no gray
And as for my belly, Please take it away.
Please keep me healthy, Please keep me young,
And thank you Dear Lord, For all that you've done.
 
Five tips for a woman....
1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.
2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to You.
4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.
5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.
 
Foot Note:
One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob:
'If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts.'
 

God placed me on this earth to accomplish certain tasks...I'm so far behind I'll never die!!

Navarre: GSD 9/13/99-5/14/06 patiently waiting
Issabeaux: GSD 1/27/07
Daphne: Boxer
Stone: Siamese mix

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Re: Ladies......need a laugh?
« Reply #1 on: September 21, 2007, 02:58:00 am »
bahahahahahaha
i love the 2nd one
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5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.
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Robin the hermit crab and the 8 legged freak, Webley!
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Re: Ladies......need a laugh?
« Reply #2 on: September 21, 2007, 06:55:10 am »
bahahahahahaha
i love the 2nd one
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5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.

thats priceless  :D

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Re: Ladies......need a laugh?
« Reply #3 on: September 21, 2007, 09:42:54 am »
Love it. I'll be sure to share that one withmy female friends. Oh and maybe the male ones too! hahaha