And it hasn't even been a whole day yet! Yes I'm taking a parenting class in school right now and one of the requirements is to bring home baby think it over. THIS IS THE DEVIL IN DISGUISE!! No joke. This creepy thing breathes when it's asleep, that's NOT normal for a doll! It also can be fussy, needs to be changed, fed, and burped. You can also kill it in many, many ways. Everyone I talked to told me this doll is worse than a real baby. I can't for sure yet if it is but this is what I dealt so far.
It didn't activate until about 3pm(so I had time to get home) and when it activated it made a cooey noise that about made me jump through the roof. Afterward all was quiet so of course being the teenager I am, I forgot it in the dining room and went into the living room to watch tv. Suddenly hearing it crying, I jump up and take off running to go save my grade err baby, but the darn thing wouldn't acknowledge me so it kept screaming!(You have to run a microchip key thing over it's stomach before you can take care of it.) So of course I was like AHHH! The baby is going to keep screaming and I'm going to fail, NOOOO! Then I heard the click noise and of course rejoiced before I went on to feed it. So now I grabbed the baby's car seat and take the whole thing into the living room with me to finish feeding it. What happens? Roxie decides she hates Hobo and starts to go after him. A nice big drama scene unfolds in my living room with me just kind of sitting there practically paralyzed by baby. I finally figured out how to hold on to baby, car seat, and bottle feed while escorting Roxie into my bedroom and shutting the door on her. Then back into the living room with the 15 lb bundle(no joke the baby is literally 9 lbs of dead weight and the car seat is who knows). Hobo being the major dork that he is, thinks baby is a plaything and wants to get to know her more well personally. Which then required more yelling and HOBO!! DOWN, IT'S NOT A TOY LEAVE US ALONE BEFORE I TURN YOU OVER TO ALPO!! In the mean time I'm still feeding this baby a bottle and Maggie did absolutely nothing to help me, ppsst some big sister. So into the crate goes Hobo and me back to feeding baby. Finally I sit down on the couch and after about 10 minutes of feeding the baby I got bored.. what do I do? Hmm there's a pillow.. AHA I'm a smart one! Propping the pillow under the baby she continues to eat(so far this is a total of 15 minutes). I go into the kitchen to fix me some food after all that hard labor of basically trying to kill my dogs, not my grade err baby. Come back into the living room, sit next to baby and watch her eat some more. FINALLY a half hour later she stops eating and is quiet. I turn my Ipod on and relax, woot! Turn my Ipod off for a second to check and I heard the creepy thing breathing, God you don't know what it's like when you in a big house alone with a breathing doll. Not the best moment, I'll tell ya. It's probably going to pull a Chuckie move in the middle of the night too. If I die, someone must come and cut this doll into tiny little pieces, then burn it while doing an Indian protection charm against it.
So I'm waiting and expecting this to be a "fun" 2 days of my life. Let's just hope and pray this was my worst day. Now onto information bout the baby. It's a girl(anatomically correct too), About 9 lbs and very heavy if you ask me, her neck moves as well as her arms and legs, and the best part I have officially named her Shenequa Janay Williams, Nay-nay for short. Personally I find it better than the other suggestion of naming her "B" after my friend Burnie.
And now onto what I think... I think I don't want kids, EVER, Definitely can't handle dogs and kids together and I much prefer dogs. But I can have fun with creeping people out with this one, I kind of have the urge to walk around the baby department of Wal-Mart, while holding items of clothing up to little Nay-Nay and talking to her the entire time. I figure it would be best if I did this alone but then again could be fun if I had another friend with baby and see what comes out of that.
Finally pics!
Ok now off to go stare at my baby some more and see if she makes noise.
