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Offline KiraNGunnersmom

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NDR- a little PMS humor
« on: June 04, 2008, 08:01:25 pm »
The Hormone Hostage

The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!

 

DANGEROUS:
 SAFER:
 SAFEST:
 ULTRA SAFE:
 
What's for dinner?
 Can I help you with dinner?
 Where would you like to go for dinner?
 Here, have some wine.
 
Are you wearing that?
 Wow, you sure look good in brown!
 WOW! Look at you!
 Here, have some wine
 
What are you so worked up about?
 Could we be overreacting?
 Here's my paycheck.
 Here, have some wine.
 
Should you be eating that?
 You know, there are a lot of apples left.
 Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that?
 Here, have some wine.
 
What did you DO all day?
 I hope you didn't over-do it today.
 I've always loved you in that robe!
 Here, have some more wine.
 

13 Things PMS Stands For:

1 Pass My Shotgun

2 Psychotic Mood Shift

3 Perpetual Munching Spree

4 Puffy Mid-Section

5 People Make me Sick

6 Provide Me with Sweets

7 Pardon My Sobbing

8 Pimples May Surface

9 Pass My Sweat pants

10. Pissy Mood Syndrome

11. Plainly; Men Suck

12. Pack My Stuff

and my favorite one.

13. Potential Murder Suspect

Pass this on to all of your hormonal friends and those who might need a good laugh!

...Or men who need a warning.

And remember: Money talks .... but Chocolate SINGS!!!
 

 

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Re: NDR- a little PMS humor
« Reply #1 on: June 05, 2008, 06:23:01 am »
Too funy! Yes, wine, wine, and more wine makes my mood go up for sure ;D ::)
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Re: NDR- a little PMS humor
« Reply #2 on: June 05, 2008, 06:29:28 am »
Duly noted - although, I have to say that #11 is BS. ;)

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Re: NDR- a little PMS humor
« Reply #3 on: June 07, 2008, 09:04:54 am »
So it seems the wine is the big winner!

I was in a bad mood last night and Jeff handed me a glass and said "Now drink this and go calm down!"  He sounded pretty irritated so apparently I was being quite the b**ch.  Oh well.  Lazy teenagers annoy me to no end.  Now I know why my mother was in a perpetual bad mood after I turned 12.
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