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Offline KiraNGunnersmom

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NDR: T.G.I.F., Superbowl and Important women's health issue
« on: January 30, 2009, 03:05:21 am »
WOOHOO!!  It's Friday and Sunday is superbowl!!  I LOVE this weekend every year.   It almost rivals Xmas at our house....LOL

GO STEELERS!!!!!!

Important Women's Health Issue:



Do you have feelings of inadequacy?  Do you suffer from shyness?



Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?



If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist

about Margaritas.  Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and

more confident about yourself and your actions.  Margaritas can help ease

you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and

willing to do just about anything.  You will notice the benefits of

Margaritas almost immediately and with a regimen of regular doses you can

overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live.

Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover

many talents you never knew you had.



Stop hiding and start living, with Margaritas.



Margaritas may not be right for everyone.  Women who are pregnant or nursing

should not use Margaritas.  However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or

becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.  Side effects may include:

Dizziness, Nausea, Vomiting, Incarceration, Loss of motor control, Loss of

clothing, Loss of money, Loss of virginity, Table dancing, Headache,

Dehydration, Dry mouth and a desire to sing Karaoke.



WARNING:  The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are

whispering when you are not.



WARNING:  The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your friends

over and over again that you love them.



WARNING:  The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think you can sing.



WARNING:  The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

Have a great weekend ladies I know I will!!!!!
 

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Re: NDR: T.G.I.F., Superbowl and Important women's health issue
« Reply #1 on: January 30, 2009, 04:01:21 am »
LOL! The warnings are hilarious. I so needed a laugh.. thanks.  ;)

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Re: NDR: T.G.I.F., Superbowl and Important women's health issue
« Reply #2 on: January 30, 2009, 04:44:16 am »
I'm going to the dr. today and DEMAND a prescription! That was hilarious!
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Re: NDR: T.G.I.F., Superbowl and Important women's health issue
« Reply #3 on: January 31, 2009, 03:49:33 am »
Now THAT is a perscription I need!!

My birthday was friday but we couldn't go out for family dinner (had to go to services)

Can't go out Saturday for family dinner - darling daughter has a gymnastics meet and will be gone until around 9 p.m.

Hubbys great idea lets go out for an early dinner before Superbowl - I DON'T think so - then I wouldn't be hungry for all the naughty Superbowl food!!

Because darling son has Broncitus he will actually be home for superbowl with us!!  He is a huge Steelers fan .... SO

GO STEELERS!!!

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Re: NDR: T.G.I.F., Superbowl and Important women's health issue
« Reply #4 on: February 01, 2009, 09:06:18 am »
Pssst...We have a margarita lab in our lower level. Right next to the TV room. No prescription required. 8)

Rooting for the Cardinals only because I'm a woman without a team since leaving SF Ca. 49ers have tanked and Seahawks, well they speak for themselves.

Just going for the underdog. We all know Steelers will stomp them. ;)

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Re: NDR: T.G.I.F., Superbowl and Important women's health issue
« Reply #5 on: February 01, 2009, 08:09:57 pm »
I'm not a big sports fan, and since I'm the only female in a house full of males, I'm really darned lucky that they aren't either.   ;)  :D   :P  I loved the margaritas thingy though!  Very funny!
Marie

And my pups:
Daisy a 9 y/o Golden/Lab mix
Sammy a 6-7(?) y/o Great Pyrenees adopted 3/07
Cassie a 3 y/o Pyr/Mystery Snuggle Bunny mix adopted 2/07

My angel girls waiting at the Bridge:
Cara 1989-2001 Great Pyrenees
Sally ? - 1993 Dobie(rescued '92)
Halley 2002-2006 Great Pyrenees

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Re: NDR: T.G.I.F., Superbowl and Important women's health issue
« Reply #6 on: February 02, 2009, 04:39:46 am »
Yep I've see the miricles that perscription can do first hand!!  ;D

WOO HOO Steelers got a SIX PACK!!
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Athena 20 month Blue Great Dane
Aurora 5 yr Blue Merle Great Dane
Baby Tux cat-RIP 6/9/09
Mandy & Millie 10 yr sisters tabbys
Wheet 9 yr black shorthair devil cat
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