so, being the best friend in the world (and since i owe them for letting me live with them for a week and eat their food lol, among other things)...i had to do a favor for jaime today. part of this favor was SETTING MY ALARM AND HAVING TO WAKE UP AT 7 AM! UGH.....then i had to pick up bear in my little red eclipse (lol, the looks i got with a bear in my car were GREAT)....and we took off down the highway. not much going on, we get to our destination, have fun, leave, meet and greet some people, get back into the little red car, take off, merge onto the highway.....an d then it happens....the drool started splatting me in the face. LMAO. i startee laughing so hard. it was like every 5 seconds another slobber would fly over and smack me in the cheek and i was laughing soooo hard! then it came, the big one.....a HUGE, long, white, foamy drool started to come loose. i could see it gaining length, and i knew what was to come...i tried to shield myself, but i was flying down the highway and didn't want to take my eyes completely off the road with precious cargo a third in the back seat a third in the front and a third out the window......so i couldn't do anything. it got longer, longer longer....then suddenly, it let loose. i saw it coming at me from the corner of my eye...it was slow motion, turning end over end and eventually turning into a big semi-round glob....and after what seemed like an eternity...... splat. all over my face. i felt myself ready to throw up, but i held it down. the only thing i had to wipe it with with-in reach was newspaper....s o i did. not better. now i have smeared slobber with some black newspaper print on my face. i continue to get my little 5 second splats, but i made it home. then, bear doesn't wanna go inside, he wants to go on a walk LMAO. so we do....we walk and pee and walk and pee and pee and pee....then we come inside...and now here i am..using jaimes puter and counting the seconds until i go shower LMAO. all in all...it was a great day! and the bear only did it cuz he loves me, at least that is what i tell myself LMAO
k....bye yall