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TOP TEN DOG PEEVES ABOUT HUMANS
« on: August 19, 2005, 10:14:48 pm »
TOP: TEN DOG PEEVES ABOUT HUMANS

1. Blaming your farts on me... not funny... not very funny at all!

2. Yelling at me for barking... I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG YOU IDIOT!

3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?

4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose... stop it!

5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew yourstuff up when you're not home.

6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! What a proud moment for the top of the food chain.

7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back.

8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.

9. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth, you're just jealous.

10. Dog sweaters. Have you noticed the fur?

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Re: TOP TEN DOG PEEVES ABOUT HUMANS
« Reply #1 on: August 19, 2005, 10:24:22 pm »
lol that is so very cute and probably so very true

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Re: TOP TEN DOG PEEVES ABOUT HUMANS
« Reply #2 on: August 20, 2005, 12:53:23 am »
hehehe that is too funny AND way too close to the truth for comfort lol....

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Re: TOP TEN DOG PEEVES ABOUT HUMANS
« Reply #3 on: August 20, 2005, 06:55:36 am »
That is too funny and too true :)

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Re: TOP TEN DOG PEEVES ABOUT HUMANS
« Reply #4 on: August 20, 2005, 07:04:06 am »
very funny, and so true.
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« Reply #5 on: August 20, 2005, 03:45:02 pm »
That's so funny!! I couldn't stop laughing the whole time I was reading it.:D

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Re: TOP TEN DOG PEEVES ABOUT HUMANS
« Reply #6 on: August 21, 2005, 01:14:27 am »
very cute...thanks
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Re: TOP TEN DOG PEEVES ABOUT HUMANS
« Reply #7 on: August 22, 2005, 06:25:04 am »
My dogs like their shirts, sweaters, and jackets I make them wear.   That is why if I leave them out, they will play tug with them.
Thanks,

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« Reply #8 on: August 22, 2005, 07:05:38 am »
LOL too funny
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Re: TOP TEN DOG PEEVES ABOUT HUMANS
« Reply #9 on: August 22, 2005, 10:16:26 am »
Very cute and probably very true :)
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« Reply #10 on: August 26, 2005, 08:14:16 pm »
So true, we think that we are so high above our dogs, because we can think we can control them with our training, our discipline, our love and care, and our tone of voice. But in reality, they own us. Because we think that they are so cute, reliable, trusted, obedience, loyal, dependent and loving. but in fact, it is all a conspiracy, a national, world wide, dog conspiracy. They are just way morre reliable, than we used to be, they are just more trustedm, than we ever used to be,  they are just more obedience, than we ever used to be, they are way more loyal, than we used to be, they can be indepent, way more than we could ever be, and they love, the way we use to love, a long time ago. They are closer to nature in comparisment to us, just like we were once.  Let us pressure these creatures we call dogs, just like every other animal on this planet. Because they are still their original state, animals, like we used to be, a long time ago  :D

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« Reply #11 on: August 26, 2005, 08:16:52 pm »
I apologize for the spelling errors, after all, i am a foreigner LOL :P

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« Reply #12 on: August 26, 2005, 08:25:02 pm »
And Sam says hi to everyone, and Sam wants me to update his picture on this site, since the picture of Sam, on this site, was made when he was about 8 months old, Sam is about 11 months old right now and grew alot bigger.  8)

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« Reply #13 on: August 27, 2005, 07:16:29 am »
Cute!