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Offline dober_gurl

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How Gay Is Your Pet?
« on: August 27, 2005, 10:40:49 am »
I hope this doesn't offend anyone, but I saw this on another board and thought a couple of people on here would find it funny too..

Pet-O-Meter
you find out how gay your pet is!

Maggie is a 56% gay dog
Alex is a 43% gay dog
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Re: How Gay Is Your Pet?
« Reply #1 on: August 27, 2005, 11:34:40 am »
 :D The test says Dozer is a 26% gay dog,
"He may be given to the odd bit of leg humping, but your dog is a ladies man who sniffs every bone to be sure" ;D
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Offline brigid67

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Re: How Gay Is Your Pet?
« Reply #2 on: August 27, 2005, 11:52:21 am »
Willow is 50% gay

Irie and Gunner are both 53% gay

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Re: How Gay Is Your Pet?
« Reply #3 on: August 27, 2005, 12:02:57 pm »
Atticus is 60% Gay lol
The Mojos are:

HAHA the mojos are 86% Gay, thats hilarious

I didnt really like the questions, and some answers really didnt apply to me, but the outcome was pretty darn funny.

Im with you on the questions nad answers.....Ze us 23% and Grey 33%

Offline shangrila

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Re: How Gay Is Your Pet?
« Reply #4 on: August 27, 2005, 12:33:49 pm »
I'm bored, so I did it. Apparently Zoey is 43%
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Re: How Gay Is Your Pet?
« Reply #5 on: August 27, 2005, 12:54:35 pm »
Lots of the questions did not apply to Bear. For example, he has never had intercourse and therefore has not had a  partner, so his results were not valid at all.
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Re: How Gay Is Your Pet?
« Reply #6 on: August 27, 2005, 01:11:45 pm »
hehehe!!  This was funny, but I really wish there were more options to choose from!  My dogs have never had sexual relations!!!  Anyway Koby my Great Dane is 36% Gay which I think it should be like 0% gay, but Ramsey (Maltese) on the other hand..... the test said he's 63% gay and I think it should be more like 100% or at least 99.99% gay.  LOL 

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Re: How Gay Is Your Pet?
« Reply #7 on: August 27, 2005, 08:49:25 pm »
I"ll never know, Earl can't read or type.

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Re: How Gay Is Your Pet?
« Reply #8 on: August 27, 2005, 09:15:55 pm »
Daisy just wants to conquer all the dogs she meets-it's all about power to her and isn't power sexy??

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Re: How Gay Is Your Pet?
« Reply #9 on: August 28, 2005, 01:05:16 am »
Kallie is 43% gay
Sherwen is 36% gay
Tyrone is 33% gay
Jacques is 53% gay

But all three are 100% happy, lol.  ;D
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Icerotti

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Re: How Gay Is Your Pet?
« Reply #10 on: August 28, 2005, 07:11:47 am »
Puck was 46%

Farley was 56%--it said your dogs not fussy he'll shag anything around.I think the dolphine picture showed that!!!!! This test may be pretty reliable after all..LOL

http://www.bigpawsonly.com/index.php/topic,2359.0.html
« Last Edit: August 28, 2005, 07:17:30 am by Icerotti »

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Re: How Gay Is Your Pet?
« Reply #11 on: August 30, 2005, 09:53:38 pm »
Tulsa is 46% Gay!
Who would a thought!
She plays with other girls much better than boys!
She gets really pissy when a boy dog, goes too far when checking her registration!
Gets down right ORNERY!
I might be a lesbian too!
I like girls a lot more than I like boys!
J
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Re: How Gay Is Your Pet?
« Reply #12 on: August 31, 2005, 11:51:45 am »
Yeah, it said Cabeza was 33% gay...but as afore mentioned, he hasn't ever had sex, either. So, those questions were totally irrelevant.

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Re: How Gay Is Your Pet?
« Reply #13 on: August 31, 2005, 01:48:25 pm »
Grace 60%
Lady 46%
where did I go wrong?