HOW TO HANDLE A MATE
A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the
beach in Montego Bay, Jamaica. Their domestic tranquility had
long been the talk of the town. "What a peaceful & loving couple".
The local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their
long and happy marriage.
"Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in America," explained the
man. "We visited the Grand Canyon and took a trip
down to the bottom of the canyon by horse. We hadn't gone too far
when my wife's horse stumbled and she almost fell off.
My wife looked down at the horse and quietly said," That's
once." "We proceeded a little further and the horse stumbled
again, this time causing her to drop her water. Once more my
wife quietly said, "That's twice." We hadn't gone a half-mile when
the horse stumbled for a third time. My wife quietly removed a
revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead.
I shouted at her, "What 's wrong with you, Woman! Why did you
shoot the poor animal like that? Are you crazy??"
She looked at me, and quietly said, "That's once."
"And from that moment... we have lived happily ever after."
