Author Topic: Dear God...from the Dog  (Read 1675 times)

lins_saving_grace

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Dear God...from the Dog
« on: January 15, 2006, 05:29:32 pm »
Dear God:  If a dog barks his head off in the middle of a forest, is he still a bad dog?

Dear God: Are there mailmen in Heavan?  If there are, will I have to appoligize?

Dear God: More meatballs, less spagetti, please.

Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell another one?

Dear God: When we get to Heavan can we sit on your couch? Or is it still the same ole story?

Dear God: Why do humans have 10 commandments and dogs have 16?

Dear God:  When I get to Heavan, can I have my tesicles back?