Bloody h*ll - and I thought it was bad enough here, living within earshot of a pub that has possibly the most atonal bunch of clientelle in the whole of England when it comes to Karaoke night!
Well, to be honest, somebody did used to deal drugs round the back a few years ago, but they were so inept they got copped at some point. I used to find it highly amusing when I was taking the shar-pei out for their late night pee. The dealer used to drive around in the most pimp-@ss car I've ever seen - I think it was a 1950's convertible of some sort. As if that wasn't bad enough, you'd get his spotty geek teenager customers trying to look incognito, heading down the backs where it was dark, then coming out again 30 seconds later looking at a small package they were holding in their hands. Really inconspicuous.
I wasn't too worried as the girls would have torn anybody limb from limb who looked at me the wrong way. I had this put to test twice in broad daylight, but that's a whole differnet story. The girls went into doubly protective demon dog mode after dark.